A wife was angry with her husband who had a frivolous nature. She asked him:
- Where were you last night? You didn't get home until near 2:00am. Do you think I don't know?
The husband quickly defended himself:
- I went out to watch the Football Match next door. Alas! You know, England beat Germany 4 to 1. Oh how beautiful it was.
The wife knew very well the kind of story her husband would tell.
- Really? So, you will describe the game to me, won't you?
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